Mercedes: A, I need a bowl of green M&M’s, and by bowl, I mean large bowl. Well, really, a small barrel.
Mercedes: Two, I need humidifiers. LOTS of humidifiers, a team of humidifiers whose only job is to make the air that Mercedes breathes…. more humid.
Quinn: We’ll try our best…
Mercedes: SHIIIISH. I’m not finished. Before every performance I like to wash my hands, and after doing so, I like to dry them………. on a fresh puppy.
Finn: … Excuse me?
Lauren: I believe you heard Ms. Jones, in fact if I were you, I’d probably get a whole LITTER of fluffy puppies just in case she decides to take a post show SHOWER.
“Let me in! Let me in! Come on, it’s raining!”