backtobrittana:

BAMF.

gleeks:

Preach!

for-the-motha-fucking-win:

Mercedes: A, I need a bowl of green M&M’s, and by bowl, I mean large bowl. Well, really, a small barrel. 

Finn: Okay..

Mercedes: Two, I need humidifiers. LOTS of humidifiers, a team of humidifiers whose only job is to make the air that Mercedes breathes…. more humid.

Quinn: We’ll try our best…

Mercedes: SHIIIISH. I’m not finished. Before every performance I like to wash my hands, and after doing so, I like to dry them………. on a fresh puppy. 

Finn: … Excuse me?

Lauren: I believe you heard Ms. Jones, in fact if I were you, I’d probably get a whole LITTER of fluffy puppies just in case she decides to take a post show SHOWER.   

sleightofhandtwistoffate

curiousfuriousfuturist:

“Let me in! Let me in! Come on, it’s raining!”